So yesterday when I was posting my blog, I was thinking about not having anything too interesting to tell you without boring you. Then my klutziness kicked into high gear.
Today was my day to go swimming with the dolphins and the seals. On my way to get on the boat I managed to get my foot stuck in a hole and land in wet cement. Please notice the square metal thing in the picture. My foot goes straight through it. I struggle to get it out and no one comes to help me and there are three guys to my left. Finally a man came to see if I was ok after I had pried my foot out of the hole. Then he told me I landed in wet cement, so he moved my bag and helped me stand up. It wasn't super fresh, but my legs were covered in gray cement and blood. I kept apologizing for stepping in the hole like a moron. He just kept saying, "We should probably mark that." He really didn't think I was ok, but I was worried I was going to miss my boat for the trip, so I high tailed it out of there. All in all I ended up with a scraped and bruised hand and nasty cuts on my knee. Luckily the water we swam in was ice cold, so I'm sure it helped the swelling :)
It would have been sweet if the cement was fresh and I happened to land backwards. I would have been able to leave my mark in Australia, a giant ass print.
The trip was pretty good. It was great swimming with the seals. We didn't see any dolphins under the water which was crap because that's what I went for, but apparently 'they're wild and we shouldn't disturb them if they don't want to be disturbed.' Bullshit, I know the dolphins are getting a cut of my money. Watch your back dolphins, I'm getting my money back.
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Only you Jess. You always have awesome stories! :o)
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